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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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