How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Womens rights.

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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