- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

The horse's name was Friday

A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

Knock knock silence Knock knock silence KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

Obama is a good president.

Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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