Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Bumsniffer

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Whats 0+0 0

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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I love Ciara!

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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