Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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potato farming

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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