Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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