- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

women's rights

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

You know George Washington? He died.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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