- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

A black goes to college

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

Women's rights.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

potatoes

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Penis.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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