What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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