What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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World Peace

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Du bist mein Kampf

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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