Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Jokes are funny.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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