- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

T-Dog scare me

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

your face.

Sex. That is all.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

the guy below me is gay

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

knock knock Come in.

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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