When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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I love Ciara!

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Women

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Mmmm, donuts

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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ps3

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Microsoft Windows

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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