- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

My mom's dead

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

"Hello." "Hi."

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

ur mother

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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