roses are red, violets are violet

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Jake Bowar

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It's your mother, open the door.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Your mom

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cot!

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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