A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Teen pregnancy

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Adam Sandler.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Microsoft Windows

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Anti Joke

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