- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

What's white and sticky? Glue

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Don't think of granny porn

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

My mom just died....

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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