What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

ROSS G IS OBESE

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

666 im christian

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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