How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Chuck Norris

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

john liked the paper........ so he took it

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Akshaytiger World

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

What flys? A fly

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

The WNBA

Your mom goes to college

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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