- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

whats gay ? you

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

ROSS G IS OBESE

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