what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Hey, Max!!

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Knock Knock Come in

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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