Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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What is brown and sticky?

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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