what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Bumsniffer

Whats 0+0 0

Your mom goes to college

Hitler is my role model

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

What's white and very boney? A bone

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

Women

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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