My mom just died....

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Jake Bowar

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lewis bedford

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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