- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

look left now look right. washing machine

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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