Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Compton

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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