Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Myspace

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Teen pregnancy

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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