Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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