yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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suck my dick.

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69

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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