What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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