roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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World peace

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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:-)book

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It's your mother, open the door.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Penis!

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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