What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Chuck Norris died.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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knock knock your gay

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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im black

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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