What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

NEVER

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Hummer.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

You want to hear a joke? Democract

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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