Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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You know George Washington? He died.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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