Hummer.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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The WNBA

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Boobs are nasty!

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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