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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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