- Anti Joke

Amputations.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

I cant think of one (._. )

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

What is 69? A two digit number.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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