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So a baby seal walks into a club

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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