- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Josh kissing a girl

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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