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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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