"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Bin Laden is dead.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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potatoes

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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