Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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whats really hot the sun

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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