Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Women's sports.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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What is brown and sticky?

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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