I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

A baby seal walks into a club...

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

I came.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Dozer has a soul

American Idol

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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