what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Your mom goes to college

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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