How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

whats gay ? you

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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