Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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hi

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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