- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

your face.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Justin Bieber having an erection.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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