holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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