- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

My Girlfriend

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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