Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Can I touch it?

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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