- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

I can't think of a joke!

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Hey, Max!!

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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