- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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