q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Akshaytiger World

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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