- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

A seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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