I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

a black father

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

lololololololololol

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

the guy below me is gay

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Small titties.

Get in the van

The WNBA

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

69

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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