If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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My mom just died....

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Hey Caleb.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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