What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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NEVER

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Hummer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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The WNBA

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

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