How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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My mom.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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