i hate you.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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potatoes

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Teen pregnancy

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Anti Joke

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