whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Exactly what?

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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