Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

BUTTERFARTING

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

Sarah Palin is President

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

I love Ciara!

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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