why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Bumsniffer

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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