What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Communism

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Hey Caleb.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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women's rights.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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A seal walks into a club.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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robin, get in the car.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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