What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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