Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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what time is it rape time

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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