How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

look left now look right. washing machine

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

I cant think of one (._. )

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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