Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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My mom.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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