What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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:-)book

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Your mom

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cot!

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Women"s Rights

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Women's rights.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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