Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Brittney Spears

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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