How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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the your face joke

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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