Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Get in the van

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Wolf Pussy

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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I love Ciara!

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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