A jew went to Germany.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Hello

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Hitler is my role model

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Water, please.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Women's sports.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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i hate you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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