What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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A man. That is all.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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