- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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