What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Pavel Novak

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Obama-Care

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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