one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Grapefruit.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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