What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

What sucks?

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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