A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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