What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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