Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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What should I name my dog?

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Mmmm, donuts

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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