an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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My mom.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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