- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Knock knock No one was home

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

Justin Bieber having an erection.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

the guy below me is gay

Small titties.

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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