- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Chaney is a dumb b****

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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