Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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