Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Microsoft Windows

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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knock knock your gay

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ps3

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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