- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

whats worse than flunking math? death.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

NEVER

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

My Girlfriend

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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