- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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