What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Mmmm, donuts

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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ps3

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Amputations.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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