Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Asians

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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antijokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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