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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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