- Anti Joke

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

You know George Washington? He died.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.