- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

What is brown and sticky?

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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