If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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austins gay lolololol

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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