- Anti Joke

A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

baby seal walks into a bar

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

potato farming

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.