what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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balls in ya mouf

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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