- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Women's sports.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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