whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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George Bush.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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That's what he said.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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minced oaths

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Unflushed Shit...

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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