Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

666 im christian

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Jake Bowar

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Penis jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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