Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Canida

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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james schmitt whats your last name

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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Small titties.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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the real mccoy

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Whats 0+0 0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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