What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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The WNBA.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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What did you say? I don't know.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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suck my dick.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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