Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Women's sports.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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