Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Vagina-Boob

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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